Intelligent parents keep their children away from her songs, every boy with good music taste puts a cotton bud in his ears to avoid her horrible lyrics and intelligent girls run away from the cafes that play her songs.
Yes, I’m talking about Taylor Swift, the country singer and song-writer (that made me laugh)
I got the honor to listen to Taylor Sift’s Bad blood today when it was playing on radio. My ears are still bleeding and so I thought to write a post about her songs to save you guys from the wrath of Taylor Worst-Singer-Ever Swift.
1. Honestly speaking my 13 yo cousin can write better lyrics than her
“And I’m like… “I just… I mean this is exhausting, you know, like, We are never getting back together. Like, ever”
Wait? What was that again?
Okay Taylor you need to understand that there are some certain rules to apply on song-writing which clearly you don’t seem to know about.
“‘Cause I hate that stupid old pickup truck , you never let me drive”
Hmmm. We dont care first of all. My father dont let me drive his car, what should I do? Write a song about it? And why are you so angry over some old pickup truck that happens to be stupid also.
“Untouchable like a distant diamond sky.”
What is distant diamond untouchable sky?
“Cause there we are again in the middle of the night.We dance around the kitchen in the refrigerator light”
Now I know why she gets ditched every week. Refrigerator light? What is romantic about refrigerator light? Go get some cold in there.
“And she is yelling at a bridesmaid , Somewhere back inside a room, Wearing a gown shaped like a pastry”
A gown shaped like a pastry? Whaaat?????
“Got a long list of ex-lovers, they’ll tell you I’m insane”
They must be right.
Haters gonna hate-hate-hate-hate-hate, fakers gonna-fake-fake-fake-fake, baby I’m just gonna shake shake shake shake shake.
Do you seriously called it song-writing? Honestly how old are you Taylor, 14?!
2. No Singing Skills what-so-ever
Most of you know how she’s surviving in the industry. Beautiful face but zero singing skills.The only good part of her song is the video, that makes her song a hit because Taylor Swift is not a director yet (Thank God for saving us)
Her music directors include the incredible Jospeh Kahn, who puts all his hard work to produce the best video. However, if you try to listen to her song on radio or without video, you’re going to hate her existence for ever.
So here’s a piece of advice: if you don’t want your ears to get raped, bleed or murdered, dont listen to her songs.
3. Flat flat every stage performance flat
Who would spend money on Taylor Swift’s concerts? A fool. Here’s proof:
4.She gets ditched every once in a while and makes money out of it.
She never writes anything other than her kiddish breakups. Pen and a notepad is a must-have in her bag.
I mean, get a life man there are plenty of things to do in life other than having a boyfriend and ranting over him like a 15-year-old teen. And if by any chance it’s not about a breakup, it’d be about her fight with someone in industry, yes The horrible bad blood was written after a fight with Katy Perry. The funny part is, Katy Perry didn’t even bother to respond back, that’s probably because she is mature. Grow up, Taylor.
5.Non-Inspirational- Totally Demotivating:
You can’t take any inspiration from her songs, can you? What can you learn from
“All you are is mean, and a liar, and pathetic, and alone in life, and mean, and mean, and mean, and mean.”
Or
“Now we got problems and I don’t think we can solve them, you made a really deep cut
and, baby, now we got bad blood. Hey!”
Her songs only make teenagers happy. She’s the death of country music, to be honest.
Bottom line: Taylor Swift can’t sing, get over her. If she wants to get better, she should start taking music, song-writing and therapy classes and sessions.
High Perspective 
It’s well, if it sells. Black Space 2 billion views on YT. Lyrics are no more a part of songs like they used to be. Specially after the introduction of house music (the only genre worth listening to these days). With lesser time at our mercy, we are more into listening music that soothes our “eyes”. No one really cares what the songs says as long as you can shake your booty to it.
Increase in stupid population can also be counted on for this insanity. It’s not just Taylor Swift, it is the story of almost all modern artists. They are up for fame and money.
Adele when asked that she is fat, said i make music for eyes and not ears. A year later, she was hitting the gym to look better for her next album.
How much we miss the likes of Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, Pink Floyd, Queen etc who made music for our soul.
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Honestly her songwriting is better than all your blogs combined, no offence though but of she if she is really such a failure than wipe your ass with 11 Grammy’s. Moreover if your ears bleed from such a piece of art than maybe tell me more about yourself other than you’re just jealous
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Taylor has NO skill whatsoever, I’m pretty sure everyone on earth who heard her songs before could mimic her perfectly, and this is because of her having no talent. I’m honestly not sure what made her so popular in the first place. Sorry, but she is just flat out a bad singer.
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